When I was, a young ham, my father, took me into the city, to see a big fat ham…

Really round, really soft like a Mochi

I may not have feathers, but I'm just as soft as a Goose!

Flat White? I believe I ordered the full FAT white.

Long Black? More like ESPRESSO

~ribbit~

Very tame, very beautiful, but not very smart at all

Noses first, always ready for snacks!

I’m ✨ CHONKY ✨ and I know it

Mess hair, speedy feet; my cuteness can’t be beat

A little horny but mostly shy and greedy

Soft steps, sharp sense, and eyes that see everything

Cutest and softest wild boar you'll see that smells like maple syrup

“...I have been searching for you for a very long time…” 

Truck YEAH he's huge!

Adorable curious foodie

Sweet orange boy but sleeps like he’s dead

Inspired by the Mini Cooper 😎

A smol weirdo with big curiosity 

BEEP BEEP Your Grab-Ham is here! 

Desert Dweller

The handsome destroyer

tiny but POWERFUL

🚙 just a lil guy 🚙

🚗 vrooom 🚗

Corgi body, cat energy

Smooth like butter

Cute shypie that enjoys running for hours

The busiest unemployed hamster with the most quirks ever!

very demure, very mindful

Softie with an appetite.

Happiness is dehydrated tofu, semi-darkness and finger-holding

On Santa's naughty list >:)

More cookies than cream, but still blended to perfection. 

McChicken - I’m loving it

Griddles: Curious, energetic and ready to brighten your day!

Thumpity thump thump, look at thumper go!

Your very own Rilakkuma <3 

Pudgy & Feisty

Fluffy snow cloud

Golden Adventurer with a Heart of Gold

Round and Tiny

Crack me open and I’ll be your sweetest girl ʕ·×·ʔྀི

The Gentle Explorer with her heart on her sleeve

The definition of cutie patootie

Not affiliated to any peanut butter brand

Who’s got balls bigger than his head? It’s Tanuki!

Eat, burrow, repeat

Pay her in pine nuts for spins

WARNING: MINIATURE GENTLE NINJA! 

Gentle princess with a pinch of psycho

You've got a friend in me

Stranger danger!

Sweetest girl

I am quite small, and have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

I stand and freeze a lot on my hind legs like a meerkat

Will roll over for pine nuts

Will roll over for pine nuts

Will roll over for pine nuts

As Stitch once said, I’m cute AND fluffy!!!

Looking perpetually hungover

Gluten Squishy and Everything Nice

True Blue Princess

All beauty, some brawns, no brains

Gentle sweetheart with a scream like an old door from the 1900s

WADDIS WADDAT

I know you have a crush on Cactus

The gentlest little construction worker you’ll meet

Midnight ham

Smol princess, biggest <3!

Sweetheart

Loud, speedy and feisty, like a fighter jet

Fast and speedy!

Winnie the little pooh

Small bean with a loud squeak 

Pettable chonk

Extremely long and sweet looking boy

Gen Z kiddo with a kaypoh boomer auntie personality

Oh cho cute

Huge burrower!

Super luscious fur 

Foodie and pervy

Fat

Steady-Pom-Pi-Pi

Oh good ol’ Charlie Brown!

Even more of a good boy than your pet dogs

Location? Disco. Currently? Busy panicking

Gentle, curious, a lil messy

There will always be an underground...

Happy & chonky

Atta boy, Otto!

Smudge is home

Looking for cuddles!

Nearly became one

Sesame says hi from her new home

Possum having a nap in her new home

You’ve found me!

PB in her new home

The tiniest drama queen you’ll meet

Fanks is a farmer in his new home

Rocks for brains

Very handsome, but also very stupid

But I’m shy

Floof

Adorable and a huge foodie!  

Joyful little piggy

Heart eyes for food!

Darling, she’s always in black.

She’ll eat everything!

Gengster with tako balls down there

MIA 24/7

Mr Mario exploring his new sand pit

Smol, jumpy but oh so pretty  

Kanzi king of the food bowl

See no touch

Treat or Scream!

baby prawn

Fuuudddddd!!!!

Oh fluffy Ernie, I’m so fond of you!

Superworm enthusiast!

I will be your COW boy~

He spies with his little eyes

Marshmallow feasts in his forever home