~ribbit~

Very tame, very beautiful, but not very smart at all

Noses first, always ready for snacks!

I’m ✨ CHONKY ✨ and I know it

Mess hair, speedy feet; my cuteness can’t be beat

A little horny but mostly shy and greedy

Soft steps, sharp sense, and eyes that see everything

Cutest and softest wild boar you'll see that smells like maple syrup

“...I have been searching for you for a very long time…”