When I was, a young ham, my father, took me into the city, to see a big fat ham…

I may not have feathers, but I'm just as soft as a Goose!

Flat White? I believe I ordered the full FAT white.

Long Black? More like ESPRESSO

~ribbit~

Very tame, very beautiful, but not very smart at all

Noses first, always ready for snacks!

I’m ✨ CHONKY ✨ and I know it

Mess hair, speedy feet; my cuteness can’t be beat

A little horny but mostly shy and greedy

Soft steps, sharp sense, and eyes that see everything

Cutest and softest wild boar you'll see that smells like maple syrup

“...I have been searching for you for a very long time…” 

Truck YEAH he's huge!