Can you help me find my courage?

When I was, a young ham, my father, took me into the city, to see a big fat ham…

Gentle Sneaky Little Hoarder >:(

Really round, really soft like a Mochi

I may not have feathers, but I'm just as soft as a Goose!

Flat White? I believe I ordered the full FAT white.

Long Black? More like ESPRESSO

~ribbit~

The Silent Watcher with Lightning Feet.

Very tame, very beautiful, but not very smart at all

Noses first, always ready for snacks!

I’m ✨ CHONKY ✨ and I know it

Mess hair, speedy feet; my cuteness can’t be beat

A little horny but mostly shy and greedy

Soft steps, sharp sense, and eyes that see everything