When I was, a young ham, my father, took me into the city, to see a big fat ham…

Gentle Sneaky Little Hoarder >:(

Really round, really soft like a Mochi

I may not have feathers, but I'm just as soft as a Goose!

Flat White? I believe I ordered the full FAT white.

Long Black? More like ESPRESSO

A Stanky Acidic Lemon Pudding!

The Silent Watcher with Lightning Feet.

A Gentle Heart Hidden in the Sand

He is ready to sculpt a life with you!

Squishy, Feisty and Sassy