Who’s got balls bigger than his head? It’s Tanuki!

Eat, burrow, repeat

Gentle princess with a pinch of psycho

You've got a friend in me

Stranger danger!

Sweetest girl

I am quite small, and have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Pay her in pine nuts for spins

I stand and freeze a lot on my hind legs like a meerkat

Will roll over for pine nuts

Will roll over for pine nuts

Will roll over for pine nuts

As Stitch once said, I’m cute AND fluffy!!!

Looking perpetually hungover

Gluten Squishy and Everything Nice

True Blue Princess

All beauty, some brawns, no brains

Gentle sweetheart with a scream like an old door from the 1900s

WADDIS WADDAT

I know you have a crush on Cactus