Species: Syrian

Gender: Male

Age: 3+ months

Likes: Mealworms, Hideouts, access to fresh water, WHEEL!

"At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey." - Lemony Snicket

And so begins, a series of fortunate adventures for Lemony Snicket (the ham).

P.S. He pancaked on me, it be like that sometimes...